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Small Penis Is Serious Business

Mess with the size of a man’s Johnson and he will hit you with his big stick.

NBC Miami reports:

Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke

Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.

A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who’d made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.

Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.

“What is that thing?  It looks like a penis only smaller….”

According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.

“[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say ‘your sorry,'” the report reads. “Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron].”

Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.

“[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind,” the report reads.

A small dick, it leads to beating off….people that make fun of it.

Seriously.  No….really.

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  1. Andrel Hughes
    May 9, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    O.K…was the man’s name NEGRIN,OR NEGRON…OR NEGRO???
    I REALLY DO NOT APPRECIATE THE “PLAY” ON THE NAME, AND IF THIS IS THE “FLAVOR” OF YOUR REPORTS I WILL BE CANCELLING MY SUBSCRIPTION…HAVE I UNWITTINGLY SIGNED UP WITH A ‘BIRTHERS OR/TEA PARTY’ WEBSITE???

  2. Andrel Hughes
    May 9, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    I HAVE NO TIME FOR THE B…S…AND THAT INCLUDES THIS WEBSITE!!

    • notimefortrivia
      May 10, 2010 at 4:17 am

      Well you can expect a full refund then….

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