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No Really…

Texans are officially retarded.

Meet The Flintstones

Nearly a third of Texans believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time, and more than half disagree with the theory that humans developed from earlier species of animals, according to the University of Texas/Texas Tribune Poll.

Here is an interesting graph showing that at least of a third of Texas are backwards nitwits:

The piece notes:

The differences in beliefs about evolution and the length of time that living things have existed on earth are reflected in the political and religious preference of our respondents, who were asked four questions about biological history and God:

• 38 percent said human beings developed over millions of years with God guiding the process and another 12 percent said that development happened without God having any part of the process. Another 38 percent agreed with the statement “God created human beings pretty much in their present form about 10,000 years ago.”

Tom Tancredo at the Tea Party convention said that Obama won because there was no Civics Literacy test for voters.  Well…I think there should be an intelligence test and that if you think the earth is only 10,000 years old and you have any kind of public office from elected representative, school teacher, dog catcher…whatever, you should be euthanized.  You’re too stupid to breed.

• Did humans live at the same time as the dinosaurs? Three in ten Texas voters agree with that statement; 41 percent disagree, and 30 percent don’t know.

Tactical nukes.  That is my only suggested remedy for the incurable ignorance of Texans.  Smart nukes that only take out the terminally ignorant and leave those whose brains have…evolved as well as the other life forms unharmed.

The most common religious denominations in the survey were Catholic and Baptist, with 20 percent each, followed by nondenominational Christians, at 10 percent, and Methodists, at 6 percent. Eight percent chose “spiritual but not religious,” and 7 percent chose “other.” Only 6 percent identified themselves as atheist or agnostic. An overwhelming majority said their religious beliefs were extremely important (52 percent) or somewhat important (30 percent). Only 35 percent go to church once a week or more; 52 percent said they go once or twice a year (29 percent) or never (23 percent).

And the survey says…..Religion makes you retarded.

Prindle says the results recall a line from comedian Lewis Black. “He did a standup routine a few years back in which he said that a significant proportion of the American people think that the ‘The Flintstones’ is a documentary,” Prindle says. “Turns out he was right. Thirty percent of Texans agree that humans and dinosaurs lived on the earth at the same time.”

Here’s an idea.  Just give Texas to the fundies.  Cut them off from all federal assistance, build a fence around them and let them inbreed themselves to extinction.

Moving on….

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