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What Haiti Needs In This Time of Crisis…

Is a good old fashioned auditing by Scientologists and some magical touching.  Never know where those evil Thetans will show up next.

Scientologists ‘Heal’ Haiti Quake Victims Using Touch

Amid the mass of aid agencies piling in to help Haiti quake victims is a batch of Church of Scientology “volunteer ministers”, claiming to use the power of touch to reconnect nervous systems.

Clad in yellow T-shirts emblazoned with the logo of the controversial US-based group, smiling volunteers fan out among the injured lying under makeshift shelters in the courtyard of Port-au-Prince’s General Hospital.

Smiling psychotic volunteers doing nothing but smiling and…touching people.

A wealthy private donor provided his airplane to fly in 80 volunteers from Los Angeles, along with 50 Haitian-American-doctors, in a gesture worth 400,000 dollars, said a Parisian volunteer who gave her name as Sylvie.

“We’re trained as volunteer ministers, we use a process called ‘assist’ to follow the nervous system to reconnect the main points, to bring back communication,” she said.

I have the feeling that these victims of the quake would rather have food, water and real medical attention.  I am not sure they will appreciate the wonderous gifts these smiling “trained volunteer ministers” have brought to their devastated country.

“When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch.”

Hopefully these “trained volunteered ministers” will be rounded up and beaten severely by the local populace.  I wonder how the real physicians that have responded to this crisis feel about these neer do gooders.

Some doctors at the hospital are skeptical. One US doctor, who asked not to be named, snorted: “I didn’t know touching could heal gangrene.”

Oh sad cynical doctor of real medicine.  You have wasted so many years in study and practice when simply becoming a smiling  “trained volunteer minister” could have yielded the same skills.  Perhaps some of those smiling Scientologists will teach you their magical ways.  In the mean time, I hope that real help continues to come to these people in such great need.

And I don’t think that what these “trained volunteer ministers” bring to the victims can be classified as real help.

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