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There Can Be Only One

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Batshit crazy woman Republican marketing success, that is.  And it isn’t Michele Bachmann.

Slow Sales For Michele Bachmann Action Figure

If U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann’s popularity was judged by the sales of her new action figure, she’d be in trouble.

The Connecticut-based toy company HeroBuilders has sold only 50 copies of the unlicensed action figure since its release on Sept. 25.

Just look at this creepy Bachmann Brainless GOP zombie doll:

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Who bought the 150 that were sold?  Birther 9-12ers for their alters?

“I’ll tell you this, she’s no Sarah Palin,” said Emil Vicale, CEO of HeroBuilders.

He said the company’s action figure depicting Republican Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska and former vice presidential candidate, sold 10,000 units within 24 hours of its debut.

Sorry Michele, there can be only one marketable vacuous, batshit crazy slutty looking Republican political babe at a time and you ain’t it.  Maybe it was the pants suit and those Frankenstien shoes?

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